This is the conversation that took place this morning:
Me: Ryan, do you want to go pick out your clothes or do you want Daddy to do it?
Ryan: First I need to call the stores and tell them I am not shopping at them any more. I need to call Targ*t, Walm*rt and Kho*s and tell them I am can't shop at their stores any more.
Me: (Silence) I'm not sure what to say to that. I guess he was planning a boycott in his sleep last night.
